Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life
It’s funnier in Enochian.
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.
(Source: nasturbate, via thesociopathologist)
Her three-year old son, Benedict certainly takes some watching. He’s an energetic handful who treats her living room like a sports stadium.
I’M GOING TO CRY
"that benedict cumberbatch guy can’t even act-"